Quotes of the Season

1. "You're out here until you're out!" [one batsman to another]

2. "Someone get a pen and paper and give him a drawing - he obviously doesn't know what he's doing!" [bowler about umpire]

3. "Boy, the wind certainly took that second bowl of mine!" [bowler's comment after bowling a wide - on a dead calm day]

4. "Well its a bit like drunken sex! You just keep trying, keep trying, keep trying" [encouraging words from one player to another]

5. "Jacko! Where's your pads?" [question shouted from the boundary to the batsman as he arrived at the crease. Alec Colley match]

6. "Are you taking the photo or painting it?" [Comment about photographer taking a long time to take one photo [Cincinatti Tour Match]]